Bombshell tennis star Anna Kournikova and formerly-moley Enrique Iglesias have reportedly married in secret. But the real question is: does anyone care?

US Weekly reports that the 23-year-old Kournikova, was seen sporting a wedding ring on her left hand at a charity tennis event in Florida. When asked about her relationship with Iglesias, she was heard to bubble, "Enrique is great. Everything is awesome. We are married."

A source told the magazine of the ceremony: "It was a very small and secret wedding - only family and a few very close friends were invited."

But honestly, why the big secret? Why have cloak-and-dagger nuptials? Does Enrique honestly think he's going to lose fans if they find out he's an old married fart? Does Enrique Iglesias even have fans?