Heathers star Christian Slater wants to put his acting career on hold to record an album of Sinatra covers. Wait. Christian Slater has an acting career?

In a tale culled straight from the "Suuuure, that's a really GOOD idea" files, Christian's new dream is to take some time off from getting beaten up by his ex-wife, and croon some tunes and put them to wax. Record companies are reportedly "very keen to sign him." Yeah.