Thieves recently stole away with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry taken from Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Buckinghamshire home while they slept. Word on the street is that Ozzy caught one of the burglars in a headlock before the intruder dived out of a 30 ft. high window, which we find a little hard to believe, seeing how Ozzy can't even put on his pants by himself.

Among the items stolen were Sharon's wedding rings that she received from Ozzy when the couple renewed their vows two years ago. The couple are offering a £100,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the burglars.

Another source states that it was a vigilant neighbor, not Ozzy, who attempted to attack the robber, but we're still chucking over the idea of a drooling, incontinent Prince of Darkness putting a professional burglar in a half-nelson. "I acted on impulse," Ozzy explains. "In hindsight, it could have been much worse. It could've been really ugly." Yes, the thieves could have been attacking by an army of tiny, crapping dogs.