Yes, gentle reader, yet another one of Naomi Campbell's personal assistants is seeking legal action after the supermodel beat the living crap out of her. There is a simple lesson to be learned here, which is do not get a job as Naomi Campbell's personal assistant.

The incident happened at Campbell's penthouse apartment in New York City, after her assistant, 31-year-old Amie Castaldo, booked the wrong hairdresser. Campbell had asked for another stylist who was unfortunately unavailable, and did not take kindly to the switcheroo. She allegedly attacked Castaldo with all the force and frenzy of Zsa Zsa Gabor at a policemen's ball, screeching "You fucking worthless bitch!" while head-butting her assistant, biting her on the lip, and yanking her to the ground by the hair. Six years ago, notorious harridan Campbell was sentenced to attend anger-management classes after bitch-slapping former assistant Georgina Galanis with a cell phone, and is currently being sued for assault by yet another former assistant, Simone Craig. In related news, Campbell is the ex of Mike Tyson.