Desperate to lose those few extra pounds you gained stuffing your maw full of turkey and pie? Allow us to help! Listen up, and promptly lose your appetite: Dustin Hoffman is claiming he was hooked on public sex and threesomes.

Dirty, dirty Dustin tells GQ he "went on a sex binge" after the success of The Graduate in 1967, explaining, "They were the candy-store years because there were drugs, stardom, the Pill . . . I met a couple of girls in bed more than once, and I had sex in public places - like the Studio 54 club in New York." Hello, reverse peristalsis!