After sadly landing on the cutting room floor after its brave, critically lauded performance in A Home at The End of The World, actor Colin Farrell's dong is set to bounce back and wow audiences with a star turn in the upcoming Alexander.

Said penis has a small yet pivotal role during a full-frontal scene in the movie, which depicts the life of switch-hitting world conqueror Alexander the Great. Contrary to the swirl of size-related, audience-gasping rumors during pre-screenings of Home . . ., those who witnessed it in Alexander say that "while that actor's manhood isn't small, it is far from extraordinary". Alexander Not-So-Great.